gutmonkey
gutmonkey: that deep-seated desire/obsession/p-ssion/addiction that, gut-level, inspires you to act.
from “gut” and “monkey on your back.” not a derogatory term, but rather one that invokes the p-ssion of an addiction and the gut-level inspiration that moves people to action.
the word cafepress made up to describe the p-ssion/obsession/desire that leads its users to create or buy specific merchandise that relates to their own gutmonkey.
sam’s more than just a foodie; trying new restaurants is a serious gutmonkey for her.
a human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. the large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. especially a very large and pr-nounced belly shape. a humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it’s mother.
it was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
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