Gutter Ball

the act of putting your t-st-cl-s into your partner’s -n-s.
jay followed up a bad night of bowling by performing the gutter ball on his girl.
inserting the index and middle fingers in the v-g-n- and the thumb in the balloon knot. sometimes known as the shocker, this phrase is popular because it is so similar to the way a bowling ball is picked up.
here are enough gutterball rhymes to create your own a rap song: two in the pink, one in the stink; two in the gr-ss one in the -ss; two in the sl-t one in the b-tt; two in the koot, one in the chute; goin to town with one in the brown; two in the slit, one in the pit; two in the clam, one in the ham; two in the junk, one in the trunk; two in the snapper, one in the cr-pper; two in the crack wh-r-, one in the backdoor; two in the bank, one in the stank; two in the soup, one in the p–p; going for broke with one in the spokes; two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.
having really hard s-x..driving it down the lane!..then on the next thrust you miss the orifice and slam your b-lls into the inside of their thigh. ouch.
i was giving it to lisa really good and fast, but then threw a gutterball. i thought the l-b– minor acted as b-mpers.
when one goes to wipe their -ss and they accidentally get some p–p on their hand instead of the toilet paper. typically happens when there is a shortage of toilet paper or after a spray deuce attack when there is p–p on the b-tt cheeks.
the last time little johnny tried to wipe with one square he threw a gutter ball and now he needs to see a psychologist every tuesday at 2:15pm instead of going to arts & crafts with the rest of his peers.
dirty, dirty b-lls resulting from over-use. used in reference to a promiscuous man, who has been so licentious and indiscriminating in his ladies that one might say he has ‘dragged his b-lls through the gutter’.
“ew! he is so disgusting! i would never touch his gutter b-lls…god only knows what i’d catch!”
person who has been hit with the ugly stick
“who’s that gutterball in the office over there?”
when a males t-st-cl-s become trapped in the perineum area between the scr-t-m and the -n-l p-ssage, causing a sweaty testicular mess.
“oh man, i got the worst case of gutter b-lls on the bus home from sp-ce camp. my b-lls are so sweaty and contorted! what a mess!”

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