Gutteridge
gutteridge is the surname of posh-gone-bad.
usually from pretencious little villages like uxbridge, or bl-wj-b-on-thames, gutteridge drives foreign cars and think they’re cool!
whilst they do have their flaws, they are unquestionably legends. they have skills in life and work and are able to do a terrific line-dance whilst wearing an animal suit. they particularly look good as kanagaroo’s!
man 1 – “whoa – isn’t that gutteridge.”
man 2 – “ya know frank, i tihnk it is.”
man 1 – “boy he makes that kangaroo costume look good.”
man 2 – “totes amazeb-lls…. oh look – he’s driving off dressed a kangaroo in his renault clio.”
man 3 (running down the road after the departing car) – “i want to be a gutteridge tooooooooo”.
man1 & man 2 “and ussssssss.”
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