guttertits


used when referring to a female.

the proportion of t-ts to gut must be positively proportional.
any girl who violates the proportionality rules below is said to have guttert-ts…. (an undesirable quality)

1.) if the girl is flat chested she mustn’t be fat; i.e. her waist must be smaller than her br–sts.

2.) if the girl is ‘thick’ (or large) her br–sts must be larger than her belly.

also, can be used to justify knocking around with a girl with some ‘curves’ provided she has some large br–sts that are bigger than her waist.
hey did you see jenny over there?
-yeah, she’s cute
yeah, but she’s got gutter t-ts….
-what do you mean man? i was going to ask her out!
dude, she may be cute, but dude, she’s got a beer gut and no t-ts!

-or-

hey check out bertha over there…
-nasty guttert-ts…
haha, yeah, she’s wider at the waist than at the top…

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