Guttorm
guttorm is a norwegian male name.
guttorm is simply a very rare name in norway because the government has placed restrictions on couples’ rights to call their son guttorm. to be allowed to name a boy, or name yourself, guttorm, the boy must first succeed in several demanding tests, such as the need to have an iq above 140 and the requirement of scoring a 9 or better on the official ‘norwegian 1-10 attractiveness super-scale’ (also known as nor–ss).
hence, if anyone call you a ‘guttorm’, it is meant as a fantastic compliment in terms of both high intelligence and great looks.
consequently, guttorm is well known as a synonym for someone being ‘awesome’.
you are so guttorm, i can’t help wanting to marry you, even though i just met you.
dude, that’s guttorm!!!
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