guy-five


the unique high-five that only two men can share. the guy-five entails a quick, powerful collision of palms quickly followed by either an elaborate, made-up-on-the-spot handshake, or oftentimes, a manly embrace. guy-fives are limited only to situations in which no females are present.
dan: i heard you got that promotion.
steve: yeah, and i heard you got that chick.

an epic slapping together of hands by brofriends. doesn’t involve any other body parts, just hands! a guy five should hurt the palm of your hand, otherwise you aren’t doing it right. your hand should tingle for hours afterwards.

a guy five is done when something epic has happened, or when the excitement of life and brofriendship gets to be too much. often coupled with a brohug.

guy fives should be celebrated in society and performed regularly.
levi: “omg i just designed a new rug!”

james: “guy five!”

-huge slapping noise reverberates throughout the world-
it’s a high five that only men can do. except instead of slapping hands together you slap p-n-ses together.
guy 1: wooo we just one the game!
guy 2: ftw! guy five?
guy 1: fo sho!
-penii slap-
a type of high-five that men employ during celebrations of heteros-xual male activities. it is used almost exclusively in relation to conversations where the topic is women, sports or some combination thereof.
guy1: “so how was your date with jane last night?”
guy2:
guy1: “no way, you didn’t… you did!”
guy1 and guy2: (guy-five with attendant knowing grins)

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