Guy Guy
a guy guy is usually an immature male who is obsessed with the college life. they do not live near beach towns, but during the summer that’s where they can be found. they can be seen usually on 32nd street in longport nj in their old navy flowered board shorts, a white wife beater tank top, addidas flip flops(sometimes with socks), a puka sh-ll neckl-ss tight around their neck, usually sporting an upside down visor and spiked or gelled and high lighted hair. they can be heard talking to their guy guy friends about frats, college parties and girls. they usually spend their time tossing a foot ball around between themselves or strollng the sh-r- line looking for women. they are insecure and gay and are having a hard time hiding it.
the guy guy’s were flocking to the beach today, they all had their fresh old navy flowered boardshorts on.
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