Guy Mode
when a guy is very h-rny, he goes into what some of us know as “guy mode”. it’s basically the regular deal with guys, i.e. the periscope coming out to play and generally being un-useful and in the way (for those of us who never get some). women: this thing is f-cking painful in tight pants. just so you know.
someone experiencing “guy mode” may be thinking along the lines of the words to a popular beatles song:
i want you
i want you so bad
i want you,
i want you so bad
it’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
i want you
i want you so bad babe
i want you,
i want you so bad
it’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
i want you
i want you so bad babe
i want you,
i want you so bad
it’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
i want you
i want you so bad
i want you,
i want you so bad
it’s driving me mad, it’s driving me …
what your boyfriend goes into when you talk to him.
bob: d-mn, i can’t stop thinking about stacy! i’m in total guy mode. my pants hurt.
when a guy is talking to his gf/mom/sister who is talking about shopping or some other unpleasant topic, and he just nods and says something simple
girl: and i found the absolutely perfect prom dress! it was strappless with blue sequins….
guy: yup it sounds great
girl: and you will be getting a tux…..
guy: yup sounds great -nods.
next day….
guy: wow she just wouldn’t stop talking
guy 2: looks like u went into guy mode majorly
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