guy on the couch
a room mate that holds no job but has a lot of money in a bank account, like he/she got a huge settlement from being hit from a car or a rich uncle died.
phil, the guy on the couch, got 6 figures when that 18-wheeler hit him!!
when you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually s-x) and you’re left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. in horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.
“hey man! how was the party last night?”
“sucked, bro. i was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and f-cking in the bedrooms by 11. i was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching matlock reruns by myself.”
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