guy pal
the female version of the gal pal. a guy pal is a girl who hangs around with all the guys. this particular species befriends all the guys around her in hopes that her womanly intel and sensitive charms will somehow get her laid. unfortunately for the guy pal, she shall never get laid for all the guys she hangs with shall never see her as anything past a good friend.
that jessica richards is the biggest guy pal. see won’t get laid until she realizes that guys dig girls who don’t talk to them 24/7.
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