Guy Syndrome
typical of the male human condition, concern that one’s p-n-s is insufficient in length and/or girth and/or shape and/or form and/or smell to be appealing to potential s-xual partners when exposed.
manifests as hiding one’s p-n-s with elaborate hand gestures whilst using a urinal, populating one’s pants with socks and other padding, excessive engagement in oral and digital s-x, a preference for s-x in darkness and showering alone.
chris: mike, how was your date with that hot drummer on sat-rday night?
mike: it was great, but when i got back to her place, i had to run outside naked and pull the fuses for the house to make sure she’d still let me do her.
chris: mate, you have guy syndrome.
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