Guyanese Shower


term defining the use of someone using too much or too strong cologne to cover up their body odor. named after the people of west indian descent who are known for doing this in the inner nyc boros of queens, bronx and manhattan. they do this thinking it will attract ladies when instead, nine times out of ten, it ends up choking them.
friend #1: yo bro you gonna take a shower after playing basketball for the last 2.5 hours?

friend #2: “nah man i’m just gonna take a guyanese shower and hope my girl doesn’t notice.”

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