Guyger Counter
similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.
two guys at a bar:
guy one: ok dude, let’s see what we’ve got going on tonight
guy two: alright man, let me turn on the guyger counter
guy one: what about the redhead?
guy two: no-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend
guy one: the blonde?
guy two: severely insecure because she’s been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn’t been in a steady relationship since she was 19
guy one: short skirt?
guy two: jealousy issues.
guy one: ok, what about gl-sses over there.
guy two: hmm…i don’t know. i’m getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. she’s probably not too crazioactive. i say go for it.
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