guylemma
relationship trouble with a boyfriend or husband.
stemming from the words guy and dilemma.
she’s not coming out tonight, she’s having a bit of a guylemma.
(2nd alternate definition to guylemma)
guy trying to please his so fails regardless of what effort he puts forth. fellow can’t decide which direction to go because he’s d-mned either way.
1.
bob: hey honey, look at the cute yoga jacket i got you from that new shop!
betty: umm, you said you’d be home early and you were shopping?!
bob: but, but… ugh, what a guylemma. i was shopping for you!
betty: what did you say?
bob: hrmph…
2.
bob: dude, hey, i’m not sure what yoga jacket to get my wife. i think she wears a larger size than this, but if i get her the xl, she’ll think i think she’s fat.
dude: whoa, quite a guylemma you’re in there my brother. d-mned if you do, d-mned if you don’t.
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