guylights
a man (not necessarily gay, but in most cases, yes) who dyes his hair blonde
guy1: did you see that guy over there?
guy2: yeah, he had guylights. so gay. (-ssumption)
highlights in a man’s hair that is wholly unattractive: generally an indicator of one’s toolish nature. look for a pompous air and cheesy smile. guylights are perhaps a descendant of the late 90s tendency to bleach one’s hair until it looked like a skunk had p-ssed on it.
barbara: suzy, what do you think of him over there?
suzy: with the technicolor hair? i could never date a man with guylights, barb.
a 2010 parody film of the popular twilight franchise made by two high school seniors at los altos high. unfortunately, the movie was never finished and the project considered a failure after everyone was totally stoked to see it. basically imagine them canceling the next batman movie…
dude i’m so f-cking b-mmed guylight didn’t get finished before the film festival.
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