Guyroning


the act of a male taking up the task of destroying wrinkles through the use of an iron.
look at that mitch over there, he’s guyroning while his girlfriend’s watching tv.
throwing an article of clothing into the dryer for 5-10 minutes so as to remove the wrinkles without the formal use of a hot iron
where’s noah ghaines? he’s gonna be late for the wedding?

no worries bro, he just threw his tuxedo in the dryer for a little guyroning.

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