guy’s heaven
beer, farts and b–bs – not necessarily in that order.
there i was … all slobbed out : sitting on my fat -ss, drinking beer, blasting huge farts and watching scantily clad women walk by with all of their huge, pendulous cleavage hanging out. and i thought ‘is this iowa ?’ (field of dreams homage). no, it’s heaven. guy’s heaven.
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