guytastic
adjective used to describe a scenario stupid on so many levels, only a guy could make it happen in real life.
guy: wow, the other day in church i was checking out this girl, and she had a nice -ss so i went over and talked to her. turns out she was my ex who i dumped while dating another girl for a third girl! then i told her why i went over and she flirted with me.
friend: don’t you have a fiance?
guy: yeah…
friend: wow. that’s just guytastic, dude.
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