Titanic Shit
a sh-t so m-ssive, that when flushed, it breaks in two and carries its p-ssengers to the depths.
i just took a t-tanic sh-t that was oscar worthy.
have you ever eaten chips or some other sort of sharp food? well if you have, chances are that you’ve taken a t-tanic sh-t before. a t-tanic sh-t is a sh-t with one or more sharp parts which scr-pe the sides of your -ss.
note: this definition is not used to describe the size of a sh-t. this is strictly for scr-pe sh-ts.
hey brian, last night i took a fat t-tanic sh-t and this time it bled!
referring to the scene where jack and rose are f-cking in the car and jack or rose’s hands slides down the window making hand prints with the fog on the window at climax.
guy 1:”dude! our car windows are so fogged up!”
guy 2:”bro, slide your hand down the window and do some t-tanic sh-t, yo!”
when a bowel movement is so magnanimous, that it spins around and is cut in half and pulled down under pressure, much like the t-tanic was.
i feel so much better after that t-tanic sh-t
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