gwamph
1. verb: to binge eat an excessive amount of junk food. to “pig-out” or gorge on unhealthy food, usually in one sitting.
2. noun: a person who gorges themselves or binge eats unhealthy food.
i was so sad about breaking up with my boyfriend again, so i just went home for a good gwamph.
after polishing off all those cupcakes and brownies i felt like such a gwamph.
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