to gobble a man’s p-n-s with vigor. often a woman will make a “gwarf” sound when taking the whole length in at once.
she was so worked up when i whipped my d-ck out she immediately gwarfed it.
new nation pastime: to swim down the the bottom of a swimming pool and fart, then try to bite all the bubbles before they reach the top
let’s eat fat burritos and then go gwarfing at the local pool
a really funny word to say, used as a swear.
ex. 1:

“you suck!”
“go gwarf yourself”

ex. 2
gwarf! dammit! i almost landed that!

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