a chattroom hosted at icanhazchat.com where beta males tell average women and/or whales that they should be supermodels. occasionally an alpha male or two will get on cam and the women will start acting like they’re in heat. the beta males are oblivious to why the women are acting this way, and just -ssume that women are s-xual creatures too. if a pretty girl happens to come on, she sucks away 75% of the attention of the room. some beta males will try to take this opportunity to show their value to the whales of the room, thinking that since the hot chick is lowering their value, now they might be able to get some attention scr-ps.
i went on gwchat the other day, and there was one cute girl, two alright ones, and 3 whales. everyone was praising all of them, but if you actually paid attention to where the attention was concentrated, then it was clear who was being disingenuous because they were thirsty low level f-cks. meanwhile, the hot girl was pming the alpha male, and they went to a private room and jacked off at each other.
- dawsons crack
a large b-ttcrack showing when someone bends over. ohh…lordy do you see that dawsons crack.
- sweet baby ray the rapper
an awful rapper who needs to p-ss english cl-ss before he spits anything, let alone bars. person 1: hey did you hear sweet baby ray the rapper has a new alb-m is on itunes? person 2: who cares it has to be the worst thing i have ever heard in my life person 1: yeah […]
the act of pushing one’s face between the sp-ce where t-st-cl-s meet scr-t-m and swinging one’s head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating “brbrbr” sound. i knew it was true love when he gave me a motorscr-t-. the top of my b-lls are still numb!
state of total awareness and relaxation after several hours of meditation, he reached a state of shibbersdale
- contact stress
the process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. the contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out. nicole and adam l were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. adam r was then […]