gwean


verb: to rub or m-ssage the p-n-s “all up and down” someone’s face in a non-aggressive, loving manner.

not to be confused with mushroom stamping.
i gweaned her so gently, we made love for the next three days.
an adorable sound, like a “yay” that you’d often hear from a babycheek.
“gwean gwean!”

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