Gwucoglia
pr-nounced gwoo-coh-glee-a.
stands for: guy who, unfortunately, can only get laid in asia.
this subspecies of charisma man, though unable to attain female companionship within the confines of his home country due to a staggering inept-tude at picking up/meeting western women, exhibits overwhelming success while living in an asian country (most commonly j-pan) at locating attractive eastern women willing to enter into a relationship and/or engage in s-xual acts with him.
the most common example of gwucoglia are: otaku, native to western countries, who travel to j-pan (or another nearby asian country) to teach english.
most easily identifiable when seen accompanying a ridiculously hot j-panese girl who, by western standards, would be out of his league.
matt: yo, check out the legs on that j-hottie holding hands with that gwucoglia.
gary: a dude like that scored a chick that hot? gotta love j-pan!
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