Gym Dick
refers to temporary p-n-s shrinkage that occurs after a man finishes a long workout. problem is typically magnified when cardio is added to the workout.
–in locker room– haha, what’s up babyd-ck! i guess you could call that a c-ck.
f-ck off man, i got gym d-ck.
the girth gained while at the gym while you use an elypical machine behind arousing woman on treadmill.
ooohh it felt so good between my legs whilst i stared at that little nugget in front of me. she gave me some serious gym d-ck.
a person who has a large flaccid p-n-s who is not shy to flaunt it in a gym locker room.
the guy next to me loves to walk around with his “gym d-ck”
gym d-ck is a result of enduring marathon days inside of a gymnasium for a wrestling tournament or similar event. the d-ck becomes listless and withdrawn, and no amount of staring at members of the opposite s-x can revive it. you know you have gym d-ck when you go to the bathroom and the d-ck has recoiled, becoming wrinkled, clammy, and possibly tucked into its own sack.
guy 1: i’m worried. when i went the bathroom the 12th time today, i couldn’t find my d-ck. then i found it, but i couldn’t stretch it far enough to pull it out of my zipper. i finally had to go to a stall and p-ss with my pants around my ankles.
guy 2: that’s just gym d-ck. i have it too.
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