gym nemesis
a gym nemesis is a person whose presence in the gym has a consistent adverse effect on one’s own gym-going experience. the most common manifestation of such a person is someone who always seems to be on the equipment that you want to use but they could also just be an obnoxious, disrespectful, or otherwise unpleasant fellow gym-goer.
mike: “d-mn joe, that neanderthal over there has been hogging the bench press for like an hour. and that’s the third time this week! i think this guy might be single-handedly responsible for my under-developed pecs!”
joe: “you know what you’ve got yourself there, don’t you?”
mike: “no. what?”
joe: “you’ve got yourself a gym nemesis my friend.”
mike: “f-ck my life.”
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