Gym wanker


a person who’s life revolves around being in the gym and letting everyone know there in the gym. this person likes to perform s-x acts with the weights and make sure everyone on there social networking site knows about it by doing nothing but talk about it as well as upload pictures of it. probably found wearing a piece of cotton as a vest as well as to clean there selves up after the s-x act, and maybe even uses there decathlon pumps as protection.
guy 1 – “hey did you see that photo ron uploaded of him making out with a 70k hand weight last night”

guy 2 – “yeah hes such a gym w-nker
defined by the overly aggressive wrist action exhibited whilst mixing a protein drink after a gym session, the gym w-nker is demonstrating to as larger audience as possible how hard the workout was and how strong the burn
chris is a proper gym w-nker, standing in the office after a lunch session getting his shake on…
a) a person who makes loud sounds in the gym it is almost animalistically h-m-s-xual

b) a person who goes to the gym often and believes he is socially superior to others when he is pompous
mr gibbons is such a gym w-nker

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