gym wipe


a required mid-workout wipe of one’s -n-s due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy -n-l region. may also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.
braaaaaahhh i got a great pump going here but i’m gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. i’m all itchy and a little greasy. got the protein farts.

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