Gymdependance Day
the day when you officially quit the gym. no more locker room, no more sweaty bike saddle and no more bouncing man b–bs.
gymdependance day only starts the day your payments stop and you are free.
“i stopped the payments and quit the gym, this is my gymdependance day!!”
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