gymdorphins
the feeling you get after smashing a huge session at the gym, setting all manner of pbs on your way. your muscles are full of blood, you can barely walk / open doors / drive the car because of how tired you are, yet you feel excellent. the stress of the day has ebbed away and even that moron susan from accounts can’t spoil this high.
james was nothing but a misery all day until he went and did some deadlifts. now nothing can stop him and his gymdorphins from taking the night by storm
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