gypsy jewels
the beautiful droplets of water that form on the ceiling of a steam sauna and occasionally fall down on your face and body, cleansing your sins and your soul with their majestic powers, which were endowed by the mountain gypsy king
i had a very belligerent weekend in mammoth, so i snuck into the health club sauna and let the magic gypsy jewels heal me and renew my soul.
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