Gyrolf


he is the epitome of h-m-s-xuality. if you thought you could never see anything more gay than a double horned unicorn jumping over a rainbow then you have not seen a gyrolf. with the ability to change his appearance from a black man to a mexican it is quite rare to spot this unique creature. during the winter season a gyrolf can spend 20-22 hours hibernating in his cave and during the other 2 hours you can catch it masturbating to gay p-rn. with the personality of a 6 year old school girl you will feel drawn to this creature but beware! with one kiss on the cheek from a gyrolf you will instantly transform into one of his minions.
did you just touch my -ss? you are totally turning into a gyrolf.

person #1: holy you got so burnt tanning today!
person #2: yeah, i got my gyrolf on.

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