H.A.M.G.A.M.
hard as a motherf-ckin’ grown -ss man
the natural evolution of h.a.m. (an acronym for hard as a motherf-cker popularized by kanye west and jay-z) for when you are going even harder in a way that only a grown -ss man can.
dude: it’s time to go h.a.m.g.a.m. bro!
bro: h.a.m.g.a.m.?
dude: hard as a motherf-ckin’ grown -ss man!
bro: bro.
dude: bro.
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