h job
an h job is a hand job
hay lisa you wanna give me an h job. or
man that h job was fantastic
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acronym for: homeless-guy jacking it on a bus
used most commonly in intercity settings,
to describe hobos masturbating on the buses,
although it can be used to describe them on subways as well.
buses happen to be more common
wife: honey, what’s wrong?
husband: awe there was another godd-mn hjob on
the bus home from work today
wife: that blows, those f-ckers are creepy! did he c-m on you?
husband: nah, not this time. but, i’ll kill the next hjob that does!
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