h.m.l.t.


an abreviation for: hate my life today

commonly used when you have had a sh-ty day, week, or time
person #1: wtf! you stole my girlfriend! first you dis my mom, then you eat my potatoe, and now this?

person #2: sorry dude.

person #1: h.m.l.t.!!!!!!!!!!

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