H.O.F.N.R.


hard on for no reason, getting happy in the pants without stimulation
“i was sitting in cl-ss when i got a m-ssive hofnr
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acronym for “hard on for no reason.” used to describe an erection (generally at inappropriate times and places) that has simply been triggered by hormones alone.

opposite: hofsr; acronym for “hard on for specific reason.”
“why do i have this raging hofnr?”

“grandma should avoid taking her dentures out in front of you, bob”

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