H4TFS


an h4tfs is possibly the greatest s-xual activity that there is. it is said to cause people to take a new outlook on life after performing such act.

it involves “buckets of water”,” sand”, “wood floors” and is usually done on a “window sill”.

it goes without saying that a woman giving an h4tfs is a display of undoubtful devotion to the man and she is officially the mans b-tch.
“how was last night man?”

“i finally got an h4tfs from my girlfriend! ive been begging her for weeks!”

“dude! youre so lucky!!! how was it???”

“amazing! except the window was open, didnt end so good.”

“but it always ends good…”

“it ended good for me at least…”

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