Häagen-Dizaster
describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety….
…once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of “gelato”….and it aint man-goo!!!!
no…it’s a fc-king häagen-dizaster!!!
friend: what’s your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?
you: well it was brandy b-tter until we had a häagen-dizaster the other night. great bj though!!!
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