haagen
a crazy b-tch boy that has obsessive stalker compulsive behavior. the haaganese were a species of blue haired freaks that wore loincloths and lived in jamaica. or something.
1. that kid was a haagan, so i threw some good rocks at him.
a “haagen” is actually a type of ice dream. but unlike normal ice cream, haagen doesn’t have two dots over it and it doesn’t have “das” in it, because the fda found out that das can cause myocardial cystic fibromyglia, which really sucks!
“let me get some of that haagen in my f-ckin’ stomach, b-tch!”
“i sucked your mom’s t-ts last night and used haagen to flavor up her dry–ss v-g-n-!”
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