HAARP


a government project used to control the weather. the msny hurricanes were thought to be results of extensive haarp testing. haarp stands for high frequency active auroral research program.
“omg, haarp is making anothr hurricane in my area!!!”
muse live concert at wembley stadium somewhere between 2007 and 2008
– have you seen haarp? probably the best live performance ever!
the human advanced amphetamine research project. a secret government facility, disguised as an atmospheric testing station and purposely misinformed to be a weather control device. it was built and brought online to cause a m-ssive wave of methamphetamine addiction upon the american people in order to make them paranoid, weak, confused, and in and out of jail/prison.
“dude, do you hear that? that low humming is one of the sounds that haarp makes, man! i’m telling you, once they finish all of the fema camps, they’re gonna round us all up!”

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