Hab Knocker


a canadian or french-canadian that m-st-rb-t-s in public. kind of like a canadian hob knocker
george: why do you call him a hab knocker ?
joe: because we caught him masturbating on the other side of a stand when we were at the mall.
george: …
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a habknocker is a canadian, man or woman, who m-st-rb-t-s in public.
hey george, i had a great time habknocking in the mall.

man, that kid is a habknocker. i saw him jacking off in the public bathroom

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