hackensack handshake
originating in hackensack, mn. generally performed on out of towners as they p-ss through or other unsuspecting morons.
it is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. when they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
“man, what happen to your face?”
“some hick got me with the hackensack handshake on our way to bemidji.”
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