hacking off
busting a nut, beating off, pounding off, jerking off, jacking off, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, rabbit in and out of the hole, driving over the bridge, firing off some white stuff, meatbag’in it, angering god, going blind, spraying the fire hose, milking the weasel, pleasuring yourself manually, touching yourself, taking a trip to england, forst’in the wheaties, abortion alternative, masturbation.
dude, i was hacking off the other night and my mom walked in. so awk!!!
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