hacking the matrix
verb or action.
1. any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. alt: can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.
2. when a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.
1. can i get my cup of black coffee now!? i mean, i’m not asking you to hack the matrix or anything.
2. person a: dude, he looks like he’s really doing a lot of work.
person b: yeah, you’d think he was hacking the matrix the way he’s typing.
what you say to pretend you are doing a lot of work when someone comes in and asks what you are doing, when you’re really just slacking off or surfing the web (reading urbandictionary.com).
p1: hey dude, what are you doing?
p2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) can’t talk right now, i’m busy hacking the matrix.
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