haddock pasty
a noxious smelling quim. -not- good enough to eat. if a known sl-t, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.
i went m-ff-diving on katie the other night…but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!
female genitalia
kippers, beef curtains, bombay doors
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