haddonfield

the best little suburban town south jersey has to offer. if you don’t agree, then you just need to realize, that yes, we know we’re better than you, and no, you’ll never beat us.
wow, their sports teams won every championship this year, they pulled a haddonfield
a town in nj where drivers are slow as f-ck.
did you see those haddonfield drivers? they made me late to work!
a town in southern new jersey. where the people are better than everyone else. they win everything and all succeed and go to colleges. all the kids smoke that dank sour halloween haze and drink harder than any other town. and we still are better than you. sip that purp all day smoke that diesel and get that money. 98.5 percent of the town blows that dank and the other 2.5 get that collingswood brown sh-t.
“d-mn you just drank a bottle of vodka and a 30, you must be from haddonfield.”
an amazing town that yeah is really good at sports. not all of us are rich only a few. all of other peoples stereotypes are wrong and messed up. the definitions that say bad stuff happened maybe once in a lifetime and are all written by jealous annoying people from other towns so yeah haddonfield is awesome and rocks everyones socks.
-haddonfield?
-uhh chahhh…
-oh yeah i know that place.. it rocks and so does everyone in it! i wish i lived there
-i know everyone does
a really small white small suburban town in southern new jersey, 5-10 minutes from philadelphia. a good place to raise a family, but be careful because you’re kids will end up becoming drama king and queens if your stupid. it is run by a corrupt mayor and cops that really don’t want to fight crime. they just want to bust small high school parties that suck anyway. the high school is very good but full of small minded people. good place to grow up, but get the f-ck out as soon as you can because you will end up staying here your whole life, paying high taxes for nothing. haddonfield sucks.
you’re from haddonfield? d-mn that sucks, you’re out of touch with the real world.
a suberb of camden. these rich sn-bs are known for throwing wild parties where the main attraction is peeing in supersoakers and squirting them on the wall and p–ping on pianos.
guy 1# what do u wanna do?
guy 2# i feel like popping on a piano
guy 1# then lets go to haddonfield
a rich suburban sn-b town in new jersey. mostly where stupid rich kids live who think they’re better then everyone else, just for the sole fact they have money. if you ever hear a person ranting about how great their town is, and how they’re better then you in every aspect, chances are they’re from haddonfield,

don’t worry, if someone is from haddonfield and they say how better they are then you, give them a quick punch in the mouth. be careful though, they might sue you because they don’t have any b-lls to fight back.

however, not everyone from haddonfield is like that, some people who live there don’t have their heads in the dirt, so i have to give a handshake to them, but that’s only about 0.0001% of the population.

haddonfield, you can be beat, and no you aren’t better then anyone else. get over yourselves.
haddonfield kid- we’re better then you, and we know it!!

other kid- shut up, you may have money but you’re still a pansy.

haddonfield kid- -starts crying-

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