Haelim
(n.) 1. an asian deity that occasionally takes human form. while in human form, this deity is a merry-day prankster that walks the street saying, “merry christmas kimchi,” bowing and nodding to all who p-ss.
2. something that smells slightly like vinegar and industrial machinery used in coal mines.
(v.) to make love with gray mini-wolves while wearing traditional korean dress. and holding a flaming sceptre.
n.) 1. “oh my god! hide! the haelim has entered arkansas.
2. ugh, what’s that smell?! did a haelim die in the air ducts?
(v.) i went to home depot, and i really had to restrain myself from making haelim love with the mini-wolf working there.
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