IMS
the initials for iritable male syndrom, or in redneck-boise, more commonly known as idah-m-torsports.com
a gay-community car forum with mostly people from boise and the treasure valley. its a place to hang out and meet people, much like e-harmony, but for people who have come out of the closet, or have yet to do so. don’t expect to find many girls there, unless you’re into lumberjack looking dikes, which can easily be confused for the high-posting members there.
“work was boring so i was circle jerking to the ims shoutbox all day today.”
“you going to the ims meet this friday?”
“i dunno man, last time i went some ginger kid kept taking photos of my d-ck instead of my car, then wherever i went, several guys kept trying to grab my junk!”
“look at the sti i just bought d00d! i decided to get a new mode of transportation to the balcony!”
pms for guys
julius has been cranky the last couple of days. he must be ims’ing.
irratable male syndrome….(pms 4 guyz without blood or pain….just the crankiness,cursing n all the other swearing shiz!)
irritable male syndrome:
depression/ anger/ fatigue/ moodiness/ anxiety/ lethargy/ low libido/ confusion/ increased use of sarcasm. the feeling of being overworked at 40 and 55 years.
ims is fueled by gulping large amounts of vitamin c!
this is an abbrieviation for intense makeout session..some prefer imos, others ims..whatever floats your boat.
bob: sandy and i had the sweetest ims last night!
harry: score, dude!
itchy m-ffin syndrome
when a woman’s v-g-n- or v-g-n-l area itches, otherwise called the m-ffin
i had such bad ims last night after shaving.
stands for “i am sorry”
usually used in text messaging
girl: why you cheat on me?
boy: “ims”
girl: no no its over!!!
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