HAF Scale
high as f-ck scale. (pr-nounced half) measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. a ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. -you can’t exaggerate on the haf scale- if you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. high highs are still usually only eights or nines.
sarah: “where are you sitting on the haf scale?”
jake: “i feel great, chilling right around nine nine”
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