Hagemyer


a kinky s-xual position that starts when the woman has an -rg-sm so awesome that she has a seizure, and then, after about twenty more minutes of head, you end up tangled in a position where its just too much d-mn work to freakin get out of it, so just enjoy it the way it is.
me and laqueefa totally ended up in a huge hagemyer last night.

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